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How i love to sleep
I was back in mahomet, illinois,
A mongoloid child played with
Aa bright orange smurf ball
Gurgling to himself contentedly
Next to a tree. in the middle
Of the street stood a small
Repulsive chihuahua-like beast with
Huge bulging lascivious eyes and sickly
Liver spotted skin. it llifted its tail
And i saw a strange puckered
Cuntlike orafice with a tongue.
The beast started whispering to me
Beckoning to me. mongo started jumping
Up and down screaming. the neighbors
Ran to their trailor homes and locked
Their doors. i was possessed.
I picked up the beast and
Fucked it with uncontrolled lust.
It turned its head and leered at
Me as i pumped it again aand again.
It started laughing. suddenly a sharp
Striking pain shot deep into my bowels.
I pulled out. the beast, still laughing
Deposited a milky afterbirth substance
Then ran into the woods. at the base of
My penis, the beast's sphincter was
Clamped down hard. i cut it off with a
Boyscout knife. the neighbors stared
From their windows. "look at me!" i screamed
"i fuck your neighborhood pets!"
I went home and hid inside my room.
From the window i saw a police car next
To the afterbirth in the street. a fat redneck
Cop waddled out of the squad car bent over
Picked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it and
Said, "yep it's been fucked get out an a.p.b.
Immediately!" i locked the doors. my belly hurt
More and more. my cock turned grey and liverspotted
Like the beast. i squeezed the head and a parasitic
Blood worm oozed out. i grabbed the worm
And pulled it out slowly. layers of skin from
My belly to my upper thighs dissolved as i
Pulled the worm. like an onion, layer
After layer of epidermis melted off my body with
Each tug of the worm. i woke up.
I was pissing straight up into the air through
The semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner.
It splashed against my stomach and thighs.
God i love to sleep.